Mash #1

Right. "British Mash", yeah?
It comes complete with brup-rup.
Now, that's a bar meal!

Garden

The fields lie fallow
If haikus are not planted.
Water not needed.

Evolution

If we were once apes,
Then what will we become next?
I hope a dolphin.

Nice

Opposable thumbs
Would be nice to have on feet.
Then we could low five.

Belly Button

A belly button
Is simply a lint catcher.
Mine is quite hairy.

Navel

Navel is novel.
Catching lint is its purpose.
Mine is an innie.

Haiku #4 - Pets

If I had a pet
I might never remember
How much to feed it.