tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55387026974648931032012-02-16T19:59:35.349+12:00A garden showcasing the highest quality haikus. With a garbage can on the side to throw the shitty ones away.Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5538702697464893103.post-34467662010624724252007-04-06T11:07:00.000+12:002007-04-06T11:08:52.668+12:00Right. "British Mash", yeah?<br />It comes complete with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">brup</span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">rup</span>.<br />Now, that's a bar meal!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5538702697464893103-3446766201062472425?l=papahomersgardenofhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5538702697464893103.post-51223785888503983212007-03-22T05:00:00.002+12:002007-03-22T05:01:40.544+12:00The fields lie fallow<br />If haikus are not planted.<br />Water not needed.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5538702697464893103-5122378588850398321?l=papahomersgardenofhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5538702697464893103.post-25724014821948520552007-03-22T05:00:00.001+12:002007-03-22T05:00:53.835+12:00If we were once apes,<br />Then what will we become next?<br />I hope a dolphin.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5538702697464893103-2572401482194852055?l=papahomersgardenofhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5538702697464893103.post-1879166514345894052007-03-22T04:58:00.002+12:002007-03-22T05:00:14.530+12:00<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Opposable</span> thumbs<br />Would be nice to have on feet.<br />Then we could low five.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5538702697464893103-187916651434589405?l=papahomersgardenofhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5538702697464893103.post-71184569981003628372007-03-22T04:58:00.001+12:002007-03-22T04:58:51.111+12:00A belly button<br />Is simply a lint catcher.<br />Mine is quite hairy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5538702697464893103-7118456998100362837?l=papahomersgardenofhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5538702697464893103.post-53802755907076004972007-03-22T04:57:00.000+12:002007-03-22T04:58:00.790+12:00Navel is novel.<br />Catching lint is its purpose.<br />Mine is an innie.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5538702697464893103-5380275590707600497?l=papahomersgardenofhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5538702697464893103.post-69000253650115978352007-03-15T02:44:00.001+12:002007-03-15T02:45:17.115+12:00If I had a pet<br />I might never remember<br />How much to feed it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5538702697464893103-6900025365011597835?l=papahomersgardenofhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5538702697464893103.post-88224534828730981212007-03-15T02:41:00.000+12:002007-03-15T02:42:14.401+12:00She is Fiona<br />Pint of Miller. Espresso.<br />They keep her going.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5538702697464893103-8822453482873098121?l=papahomersgardenofhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5538702697464893103.post-36299386189625381902007-03-14T09:10:00.000+12:002007-03-14T09:11:52.484+12:00All will become clear<br />As the haikus start to flow<br />I heart the haiku<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5538702697464893103-3629938618962538190?l=papahomersgardenofhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5538702697464893103.post-9166332306248412452007-03-14T09:00:00.000+12:002007-03-14T09:01:20.313+12:00Today is the day<br />When it all begins again<br />Now, where are my keys?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5538702697464893103-916633230624841245?l=papahomersgardenofhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Papa Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02934770177402490847noreply@blogger.com0